Category: V.I.P. (Very Important Post)


Last Wednesday I had a near death experience.

Nearer than any of the brushes with Grim that I have had in the past, and far too close for my liking.

I won’t go into massive detail but lets just say that being able to swallow and breathe are two things that I now appreciate a hell of a lot more than I did before.

And all because of an olive.

Anyway I thought I’d post about just how clarifying an experience it has been for me.
Recently I have been caught up a lot in stuff that really, if I’m honest with myself, aren’t things I should be allowing myself to get distracted by.
These things have got in the way of me giving my full attention to my family, my friends  and those things that make me happy.

The events of last week brought life into clear focus and has reminded me that I am able to focus on my life and choose what I give my attention to, which is something that I sometimes forget due to my blessed chemical imbalances and general faulty noggin’.

So as of last week I’m focused. This I like and this I will maintain, or at least give it a damn fine goal.

So to finish……

A massive thank you to the NHS and Ambulance Service – you guys ROCK and do an amazing job despite the shit support the government give you.

An even bigger thank you to my friends and family for caring and most of all to Su, you are my everything and your love keeps me going even when the shit is breaking the fan blades – you rock most of all.

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New knickers for all!

Following a recent discussion with some friends of mine we have come to the conclusion that the all women in this fair country of ours should get a yearly grant to enable them to get new beautiful undies for the benefit not only of themselves but of us all!
Please read on, and if you are with us….sign up!

Do you think that all women in the United Kingdom should get a yearly grant to purchase beautiful underwear?

Yes? -Then sign this petition.

No? Undecided? – Then listen to the reasoning behind this proposal.

There is nothing better for the moral of a woman than to put on a lovely, beautiful pair of undies. And as women are at the very heart of society then their moral is key to a happy, fully functioning society. This small grant would give a massive boost not only to the inner feelings of this countries women, from which we all would benefit, but it would be a shot in the arm for the lingerie industry. If you agree with us then we the undersigned ask you to sign our petition.

Sign the petition here :  http://twitition.com/6uwum

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