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Now there is an entry on the Metal Hammer blog saying that the cover for the new Metallica album, Death Magnetic, looks like a vagina !?!?!?!

This leads me to think several things:

1) The guys at Hammer are obviously not getting enough.
2) How stupid do you have to be not to realise it’s not a magnet (with a coffing inside it) with iron filings demonstrating the magnetic fields of the two poles?!?!
3) I have definitely spent my time hanging around with the wrong type of girls!?!?! After all I’ve never seen one that shape, but then again I’ve never slept with a Goth – that could be why?!?!

Sometimes I begin to despair…..

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4 Comments so far

  1. Hammer on September 8, 2008 2:45 pm

    1) We probably get an average amount. NB: And there are girls here too.
    2) We realise what it IS, I was just the first thing that I thought of when I saw it. The long thing shape, the stubble-like iron filings… no? No? Ok, just me then…
    3) a) yes, you are definately hanging around with the wrong girls. We all are. and b) I have never slept with a goth. I believe all vaginas look the same no matter what subculture you align yourself with. but then again, I’ve never slept with a trendy.

  2. gaz on September 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    I’m not worthy!?!?!?!?!

    Lord Gill of Hammer commenting on my blog!!!!!!!! who’d a thunk it!

    1) I’m sure you do – and I meant ‘guys’ as in ‘team’, I know there’s girls there, but perhaps should have considered another wording – sorry girls.

    2)The worst bit about it is that you may be right – cos that’s all I can think about when I look at it now!?!

    3) I know I am – I married one the wrong type of girls! :-) I’ve never slept with a trendy either so I suppose I am doubly unqualified to comment – it was a damn good excuse to have a link to a picture of Christina though!

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  3. GAZ@SIMPLYMEGA.COM » Blog Archive » Defender of The Faith on September 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    [...] out the Death Magnetic or Lady Garden for his [...]

  4. yoda on September 8, 2008 10:19 pm

    Don’t be too awestruck Gaz.
    Remember,that’s the magazine that employed Jamie Hibbard!
    Even MBUK didn’t want him any more.

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